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wellownedbkup) wrote2005-11-03 03:52 pm
wellownedbkup) wrote2005-11-03 03:52 pm
half a prayer.
no, god. it's ok. i promise. it's not like i want my friends up and about. really.
i'm sure you have good reason.
yes, i know i'm being sarcastic, but hear me out. she's really gravy. solid, y'know? but she's had it up past *here* with the stress. do you think you could slide her a vacation? she needs some time off because she'll break otherwise. if you could?
great.
couldn't you be some kind of genie though? i know three wishes. 1. andy loves me and will marry me. right after my webbie loses the bet. 2. all my friends are healthy forever. healthy in all aspects too. none of that you get what you asked for crap. and 3. could you make me beautiful? please? yes it's vain but you have no idea what it's like to have...
well. you know. but still.
i just wish it were all easier. where's MY easy button? where's my help when my ankle is weak and my eye is all twitchy and my back is crapping out and...
i only have one last thing to ask. i know you are the busiest man in the universe. but do you think you can hook me up with a NaNo for this year? i wanna know how it feels to win.
just asking.
i'm sure you have good reason.
yes, i know i'm being sarcastic, but hear me out. she's really gravy. solid, y'know? but she's had it up past *here* with the stress. do you think you could slide her a vacation? she needs some time off because she'll break otherwise. if you could?
great.
couldn't you be some kind of genie though? i know three wishes. 1. andy loves me and will marry me. right after my webbie loses the bet. 2. all my friends are healthy forever. healthy in all aspects too. none of that you get what you asked for crap. and 3. could you make me beautiful? please? yes it's vain but you have no idea what it's like to have...
well. you know. but still.
i just wish it were all easier. where's MY easy button? where's my help when my ankle is weak and my eye is all twitchy and my back is crapping out and...
i only have one last thing to ask. i know you are the busiest man in the universe. but do you think you can hook me up with a NaNo for this year? i wanna know how it feels to win.
just asking.