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wellownedbkupthese bridal showers are NOT ON, people. i felt like i went in expecting PG-13, and got NC-17 instead. sheesh.
y'all. ok, so me in high school is still very like me now. i can "know" a bunch about sex and dirty things and even like... make it seem like i'm flirting madly or something. but at the same time, i'm really... clueless about everything. i'm like this strange dichotomy-- a 10 year old and a 30 year old, inexperienced and worldly wise all at once. so, going in, me and my sister had bought this girl a laundry hamper with his and hers towels and that was that.
we ended up seeing stuff like this NSFW number and less fabric than i've had in a hair tie. now, i'm not saying that she didn't deserve having sexy underwear and lingerie for her future married life. i'm just saying that i prefer a gift that needs a little unwrapping. i dunno. maybe it's just me. but i'd rather see my prize after i've actually unwrapped it, you know? the rest feels slutty to me. i may as well just lay there nekkid.
i told my sister that, were she to throw a shower for me, i don't want anything remotely like what i saw chick go through today. scissors and markers to decorate underwear? ok. but it went from aboveboard to raunchy in .02 seconds. honestly. they all just cut the crotch out of the underwear. and i doodled flowers. SERIOUSLY. i feel like i lost all my dirtiness somewhere between graduation and last year.
y'all. ok, so me in high school is still very like me now. i can "know" a bunch about sex and dirty things and even like... make it seem like i'm flirting madly or something. but at the same time, i'm really... clueless about everything. i'm like this strange dichotomy-- a 10 year old and a 30 year old, inexperienced and worldly wise all at once. so, going in, me and my sister had bought this girl a laundry hamper with his and hers towels and that was that.
we ended up seeing stuff like this NSFW number and less fabric than i've had in a hair tie. now, i'm not saying that she didn't deserve having sexy underwear and lingerie for her future married life. i'm just saying that i prefer a gift that needs a little unwrapping. i dunno. maybe it's just me. but i'd rather see my prize after i've actually unwrapped it, you know? the rest feels slutty to me. i may as well just lay there nekkid.
i told my sister that, were she to throw a shower for me, i don't want anything remotely like what i saw chick go through today. scissors and markers to decorate underwear? ok. but it went from aboveboard to raunchy in .02 seconds. honestly. they all just cut the crotch out of the underwear. and i doodled flowers. SERIOUSLY. i feel like i lost all my dirtiness somewhere between graduation and last year.
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*lol*
Date: 2009-03-23 04:29 pm (UTC)Wonder if what she got is actually something she would pick out for herself?
I gues if you have the perfect body for that kind of thing, it might work out well, but I would be constantly pulling at the crotch and butt to get more coverage if it was me. ha ha
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