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i hate celestine. i jokingly say it to her now and again, but she's gotten on my last frikkin nerve today. i want to just.... i don't want to see her again for at least 2 months. i'm at home for two months. that's it. i'll email her if i'm bored enough.

i mean... ok, i understand you don't like strolling about. BUT IF YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO BE, and LOADS OF TIME... why the fuck are you racing around? i'm old, i'm fat, i'm tired. i don't walk fast and i'll be damned if you're gonna run me around london when you don't even fucking know where things are. i'm not travelling with her ever again, if i can help it, unless i have someone else to act as a buffer. for chrissakes.

i'm so fucking happy i have my ipod. i'm so happy. because if i didn't, i'd go absolutely insane. i need my electronics or i'll strangle her, i swear.

TRAVEL ALONE, GODDAMNIT, OR GET A CLUE.

i miss my webster. she's generally easier to travel with because we fucking gravitate towards each other when we're somewhere else.