the ology of the morgue
Apr. 23rd, 2008 12:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wellownedbkupTECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
gaara. i'm an anime poseur.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
two. plus a portable dvd player and a laptop.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
... nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
truthfully? my mom. not so truthfully? some of those boxes at UPS.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
nope
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes. so i could have a fucking party before i go. and so i could rack up debts and tell the creditors to suck it as i go off into the wild blue.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
i was told i looked like an alexa at one point. :DD
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
green. or black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
more than likely. nothing in recent memory.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
yeah.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
... possibly.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
probably. but i'm pretty dependent on lj just for killing time.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hahah. well, i guess. depends on the magazine.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
yeah. and laugh after the fact for how weak a hot sauce it was.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
if i was never never never going to be punished, i'd consider it. probably wouldn't, but i'd think about it.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
school ring.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
it has its moments.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet and tile, depending on the room.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand...
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
just the one pair at the moment.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
my sister
Q: Last person who called you?
a job
Q: Person you hugged?
maybe my dad.
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
13. just to be obstinate.
Q: Season?
fall.
Q: Colour?
any variation on blue.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
not so much, not today.
Q: Mood?
awake. itchy. horny. in that order.
Q: Listening to?
a fan, circulating the air in my room.
Q: Watching?
my computer screen. it's taunting me with its brightness.
Q: Worrying about?
how i'm gonna keep paying my bills if gas is nearly 4 bucks a gallon.
Q: Wearing?
cut off sweatpants, over-large peasant skirt, underwear. bedtime clothes!
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
the bathroom. hahah. kidding. went to my mom's office after leaving the house.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
get better!
Q: Do you smile often?
i smile more now than i have. but that's more smirking at the idiocy of some of the guys i know.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
i wanna say yes, because i'm a generous person. but i just have a low tolerance for idiocy, so i come off as mean very very easily.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
gaara. i'm an anime poseur.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
two. plus a portable dvd player and a laptop.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
... nope.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
truthfully? my mom. not so truthfully? some of those boxes at UPS.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
nope
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes. so i could have a fucking party before i go. and so i could rack up debts and tell the creditors to suck it as i go off into the wild blue.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
i was told i looked like an alexa at one point. :DD
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
green. or black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
more than likely. nothing in recent memory.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
yeah.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
... possibly.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
probably. but i'm pretty dependent on lj just for killing time.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hahah. well, i guess. depends on the magazine.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
yeah. and laugh after the fact for how weak a hot sauce it was.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
if i was never never never going to be punished, i'd consider it. probably wouldn't, but i'd think about it.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
school ring.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
it has its moments.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet and tile, depending on the room.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand...
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
just the one pair at the moment.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
my sister
Q: Last person who called you?
a job
Q: Person you hugged?
maybe my dad.
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
13. just to be obstinate.
Q: Season?
fall.
Q: Colour?
any variation on blue.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
not so much, not today.
Q: Mood?
awake. itchy. horny. in that order.
Q: Listening to?
a fan, circulating the air in my room.
Q: Watching?
my computer screen. it's taunting me with its brightness.
Q: Worrying about?
how i'm gonna keep paying my bills if gas is nearly 4 bucks a gallon.
Q: Wearing?
cut off sweatpants, over-large peasant skirt, underwear. bedtime clothes!
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
the bathroom. hahah. kidding. went to my mom's office after leaving the house.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
get better!
Q: Do you smile often?
i smile more now than i have. but that's more smirking at the idiocy of some of the guys i know.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
i wanna say yes, because i'm a generous person. but i just have a low tolerance for idiocy, so i come off as mean very very easily.
