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What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	homemade, my own, then star wars
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	nah. i don't care, actually
Positions?	whatever
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	twos or threes, but not really threes. tends to be the same thing each time.
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	whichever. maybe bottom
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	well. kate got her anita!slash!JC! mixed up
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	enjoyable. i'm a bondage fan
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	necessary
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	necessary
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	not. blood.
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	not my fave. but go for only in emergencies
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	experts. first timers are sloppy
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	uhhh... no comment
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	gay. i disapprove of bi, straight but into one guy. vamps are just sexy.
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	lovers
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	man/man, or dom/sub... on occasion
No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.
Favorite Slash Pairing	ryan/seth, or qui/obi... but i'm liking harry/draco at the moment
Most Slashable Character	obi
Least Slashable Character	yoda
Best Fic genre?	kink. but that's just me.
Worst Fic genre?	the fluffy, OOC, AU crap, things that are romance-ish but not nearly enough to elicit the PWP
Most over-used fic genre?	PWP
Penis?	can i touch it?
Lube?	mmm... nummy. or.... not. first thing in mind, right?
Rim?	eek! too many stories, too squicky... too too too...
Glans?	huh? uh... ok...
Head?	hah! i'm sorry. this is embarrassing.
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	one big orgy with all my fave pairings in it... with me watching. i'm such a voyeur.
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also... i hate walking. and we all have to meet for lunch next friday in fourth street live at around eleven, eleven-thirty, ok? cause i said so. take off work, catch tarc, come down. and we'll go catch a movie or something.

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yeah. yoda makes one shudder